Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
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Seven posters with contrasting images:
- [Pride parade] “This party is so gay.” / [Bored partygoers] “This party is so boring.”
- [Flower] This is a pansy. / [Young man sitting on the front steps] This is a boy who’s having a bad day.
- [Dog] This is a bitch. / [Young woman crossing her arms] This is a girl who speaks her mind.
- [Garden tool] This is a hoe. / [Young woman leaning forward] This is a girl who likes your boyfriend.
- [Cigarette butt] This is a fag. / [Young man] This is a guy who annoys you.
- [Three young women] These are girls. / [Three male football players] These are athletes who lost a game.
- [Queen of hearts and queen of spades] This is a pair of queens. / [Husbands leaning their foreheads together] This is a couple who’ve been together for 20 years.
The text at the bottom of each reads:
“Sexist and homophobic words are violent and they’re everybody’s problem. Realize words have an impact — even if you don’t see it. Challenge sexist and homophobic language. Choose different words. Change the subject. Support people who are being harassed. Use humor to change minds. Violent words support violence. Everybody has a backbone. Use yours.”
(source: Backbone Zone, a project of the Maine Coalition Against Sexual Assault (MECASA), which gets funding from the Maine Department of Health and Human Services, which gets its money from TAXES. Social services work, including this work, DESERVES its funding. Please vote for candidates who agree.)
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Jack Harkness, Irene Adler, Dean Winchester, and Tony Stark walk into a bar
the ending of this joke has been censored by the Universe itself
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Do you ever want to talk to someone but
1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life
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TEAMAVATARThat little logo looks like 1,3-dimethylcyclohexane. Omg…. look what OChem has done to me….
apparently OChem hasn’t done enough to you because its 3,5-dimethylcyclohexane…..
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can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history
I’d thing there’s a good argument for this maybe out doing it, but it’s one of them for sure.
also cant really speak…have either no voice or really horse and sick sounding.
…they seem to be most of what I’m eating.
I’ve been sick since friday, when I was actually bed ridden. I’ve been having shortness of breath, coughing, sore throat, and a congested nose off an on. The breathing thing really worries me because breathing should be an after thought, not a frequent concern. I’ve used my asmatha inhaler more in the past week than the past year easily. Today I’m coughing every 5 minutes at least it seams. I did go to the doctor, because hey breathing is important, but he wasnt sure if it was influenza, which would have made that flu shot pointless, or just a bad cold. Its definitely bronchitis and I cant even have cough medicine because he is concerned about me developing pneumonia.
